Red vs. Blue (2003)

S4E4 Fair Competition

Simmons has completely fallen out of Sarge's good graces and is now mandated by Judge Donut, donning a judge's wig, to keep a distance of at least 200 yards from the other Reds. In response, Sarge initiates a contest to find a new second-in-command. Grif is immediately disqualified simply for being himself, narrowing the contenders down to Donut, Lopez’s old wrench, and a nearby skull. Simmons wallows in despair over his life’s downfall and reluctantly admits that perhaps he did imagine the tank. Just then, Sheila’s voice chimes in from behind him, disagreeing. Meanwhile, at Zanzibar, the Blues are shocked to see that Caboose has somehow tamed the Alien, likely because it finds him unappetizing and no longer wants to eat him. The Blues mock the alien while trying to decipher its language, which seems to consist solely of blarg and honk.